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Ich muss ja jetzt doch mal ein paar Saetze meiner Studenten hier preisgeben.
Das Thema in meiner Uniklasse ist gerade: "Mamas and Papas- write about your parents"
Hier ein paar nette Saetze meiner Studenten:

"When I was eighteen my father told me "You are an adult, so cook." I`m always cooked"

"My father is walking at home every night. My father is always went to the toilet three or four times every night. And because he got old"

"My father is funny. His laugh points differ from everyone"

"When I talked to my sister at a dinner, we forgot the contents of conversation. Because my mother spoke the different substance."

"His expression was happy. We shivered for him" (sie wollte sagen: we were surprised)